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SELF TITLED  
Love in the Raw
Cherry Thief
(Dream) Girl Dream (Lady)
Fuck the Shit
In Thru the Outhole
I Hate Girlfriends
Pump Me Up
Punch That Face
Rockload
We Fuckin' Rule
Prayers
MEATLANTIS  
Action Reaction
Here to Rock
Party's On
Lovebaster
I Need an Arm
Whip Em Out
F the World
Fuck Producers
Panty Dropper
Doug in Space
Suite: Bad Touch
Free Shit

Ultimate Drinking Song
Sneakin' In
Razors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOVE IN THE RAW
TAB BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

OPENING
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--9-9-10-9-------------
--9-9—9-9---7--------
--9-9-----------7--7----
--7-7-----------5--7----
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VERSES
V. 1 - I got a crazy way of bangin’ your brisket, a method some would call it love in the raw, I got a better way of bastin’ your rump roast, Get your juices flowin!
V. 2 – Your carcass rocks! With tender affection, my love hammer is about to drop, my love, your love, my love, your love is a mystery, taste the fantasy!
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--9-9-10-10-9-----------------------9-9-10-10-9------------------------
--9-9--9--9--9---7-7----------------9-9--9--9--9----7-7----------------
--9-9--------------7-7—7-7-7------9-9---------------7-7---7-7-7------
--7-7--------------5-5---7-7-7------7-7---------------5-5---7-7-7-----
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PRE CHORUS
P.C. 1 - We’ve got it its on special you won’t have to wait in line!
P.C. 2 – You’ve got it you’re so special your ass is oh so mine!
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--9-9—9-9-9---7—7-7—7-7-7---6-6—6-6-6—4----------------
--9-9—9-9-9---7—7-7—7-7-7---6-6—6-6-6—4----------------
--7-7—7-7-7---5—5-5—5-5-5---4-4—4-4-4—2----------------
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CHORUS
C. 1 - A dash of lips, a pinch of ass! A handful of love will make this last!
C. 2 – My homemade gravy’s about to spray, all over you, you know you love it when goes that way!
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--2-2—2-2-2—12—12-12—12-12-12—11-11—11-11-11—9----
--2-2—2-2-2—12—12-12—12-12-12—11-11—11-11-11—9----
--0-0—0-0-0—10—10-10—10-10-10—-9—9----9—9—9---7----

CHORUS LINE
Hot love in the raw, Raw love in the hot.
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----8---8---8---8---8--8---8---8----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-—0------0--0------0-0------0-0----------

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CHERRY THIEF
TAB BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

MAIN RIFF
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SECOND TIME THRU THIS
-9—9-9----2—2-2----7—7-7---5---5-5------7------------------- LEADS INTO VERSE
-9—9-9----2—2-2----7—7-7---5---5-5------7-------------------
-7—7-7----0—0-0----5—5-5---3---3-3------5-------------------

VERSES
V.1 – Don’t tell me ‘bout the beer drinkin, I get drunk all the time, don’t tell me ‘bout the poon chasin’, I’m all about hair pie.
V.2 – Don’t care about the size of ‘em, just gimme that beef, don’t care about the smell of ‘em, cause I’m the cherry thief…LEAD IN (motherfuckin’ sayin’)
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--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---7-7---9—9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---7-7---9----------
--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---7-7---9—9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---7-7---9----------
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CHORUS
Beer drinkin, Love makin’, Cherry stealin’, Heart Breakin’, all about the…
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BREAKDOWN 1
Sol: Short, fat, skinny or tall, my brother Ricky, loves them all….and I’m Sol.
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--2-2-2-2--------------------5------7--------------------------5------7---------------
--0-0-0-0---7—5—7-7—5---------------5---7—5—7-7---5------------------

BREAKDOWN 2
Doug: Ricky love all these things, but there one thing he value more than anything else, it’s TITS, TITS…
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--2-2-2-2-------------------------5------7-----------------------------2------------------
--0-0-0-0---7—5—7-7—5---------------5---7—5—7-7—5--0-----------------

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(DREAM) GIRL DREAM (LADY)
TAB BY RICKY
TUNING: DROP D

VERSES
V.1 – Lip stick and pantyhose, tight little bunny nose, purse full of flavoured lube, boobies with an attitude, I’ll take her out for chicken wings, then we’ll eat some chocolate things, we’ll walk along the train tracks, and maybe we’ll have intercourse.
V.2 – Not wearing any clothes, that’s the way the dream goes, I never wanna wake up, cause then I gotta clean it up, CLEAN IT UP BABY!
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--5-----7—7-7-7-7-7------------------5-----7—7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------------
--5-----7—7-7-7-7-7---7—5—3---5-----7---7-7-7-7-7-7---7—5—3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5
--3-----5—5-5-5-5-5---7—5—3---3-----5---5-5-5-5-5-5---7—5—3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5
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CHORUS
C. – Dream girl dream lady, why won’t you come? Come to me in a dream.
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--10-10-10-10-10-10—10—10-10-10-10-10---7--7-7-7-7--5-6-7-----8---8--8---8---8----10--10-10-10-10--5
---8---8---8---8---8--8—-10—10-10-10-10-10---5--5-5-5-5--5-6-7-----8--8--8---8---8----10--10-10-10-10--5
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SOLO PART IS SAME RIFF AS VERSE BUT WITH NEW TAIL WHICH IS BELOW
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-5-5-5-5-5----5—3—2—1-------------
-5-5-5-5-5----5—3—2—1-------------

VERSE 2 SAME RIFF, ALSO SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TAIL
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-5-5-5-5-5----5—3—2—1—0---------
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FUCK THE SHIT

TAB BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

MAIN RIFF - REPEATED OVER AND OVER
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8-----8---10-------11--11----------------
6-----8---10-------11--11---------------4
-------6----8--------9----9-----0--2--4----

BRIDGE
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8--8-------------------------------------------8-8---------------------------------------------
8--8--10-10-10--11--11-11-11--4-4--8-8--10-10-10--11--10-11-10---8--8--
6--6--10-10-10--11--11-11-11--4-4--6-6--10-10-10--11--10-11-10---8--8--
--------8---8--8-----9---9---9---9---2-2------------8---8--8--9---8---9---8---6--6--

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IN THRU THE OUTHOLE
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

VERSES
V.1 – In thru the out hole, my number one goal
V.2 – What do I gotta do, for the hole to let me go thru?
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----6—6-4-6-4--6—6-4-6-4—2-2-2----2--
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BUILD 1
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-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-----12-12-12-12-------
-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-----12-12-12-12-------
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-4-0-0-5-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-----10-10-10-10-------

CHORUS
I’m goin’ in, In thru the out hole of love. Please let me in, it’s the one place I’ve never been.
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OUTRO
I declare that out hole’s mine.
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7—4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----2-----------2--
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7—4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----2-----------2--
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5—2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----0-----------0--

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I HATE GIRLFRIENDS
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

MAIN RIFF – ONE BAR SHOWN, REPEATS
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--1------7-7---9-9—9-9-----------------------1---
--2---2--7-7---9-9—9-9-—2----5-----7----2---
--2---2--5-5---7-7—7-7—-2----5-----7----2---
--0---0---------------------------0----3----5----0---

VERSES
V.1 – Hookers, you can be my girlfriends if you give me freebies, Girls, you can have my kid as long as I don’t see it, Hey as long as you know.
V.2 – Hookers, you can spend the night as long as you don’t steal shit, Girls, you can call me yours as long as you believe it, Hey as long as you know
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-2---2-2-2-2-2—2—2------------2----2-2-2-2-2—2—2-----------2---
-2---2-2-2-2-2—2—2-------0---2----2-2-2-2-2—2—2-----0----2----
-0---0-0-0-0-0---0----0—3------0----0-0-0-0-0—0—0—3------0----

BRIDGES
But you can be the light of my life or my sun and my moon. Just not my girlfriend.
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--7—7---5—5-5-5---7—7—5—5-5-5-5-------------------
--5—5---3—3-3-3---5—5—3—3-3-3-3-------------------


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PUMP ME UP
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: DROP D


OPENING

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--8-8-8-7-7-7-8-8-8-7-7-7-8-8-7-7---5------

--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5------

--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5------

--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---3------

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VERSES

V. 1 -The size of your dong is dependant on the weight that you can bench. The size of your arms are reflectant of the chicks that you can get.

V. 2 – You gotta be strong if your plannin’ on fighting everyone. I’ve known all along that big muscles are the shit and you can suck my dick!

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--------------------5-5-5-6-6-5---------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------------------

-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5—0----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7----

-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5---0----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----7---

-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5—0----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5----7---


CHORUS

Pump me up, pumpin’ and I’m flexin’ now, pump me up, shit yeah! Pump me up, pumpin’ and a workin’ out, pump me up, shit yeah!


REPEATS

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--7-7-7-7----7-7-7-7----7-7-7---5-5-5-5----------------------------------

--7-7-7-7----7-7-7-7----7-7-7---5-5-5-5-----5---3-5-3-5-7-3-0-----

--5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5----5-5-5---3-3-3-3-----5---3-5-3-5-7-3-0—--

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BREAKDOWN

Your biceps, your triceps, your concepts mean shit.

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PUNCH THAT FACE
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: DROP D

VERSE (WITH OPENING)

V.1 - Your always in my face, I can’t stand your face, yeah I hate your face, I’m gonna punch your face.

V.2 – I’m gonna punch your face, I’m gonna stab your face, I’m gonna kill your face, I’m gonna hump your face

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---------------------------3--3-3----3--3---3—3-----------3—3-3---3—3---3-3-----------3---3-3-3—3-------

---------------------------2--2-2------------------------------2—2-2-----------------------------2---2-2-2------------

--7—6—5—3—0----------------2--2---2--2---0-0-----------------2---2---2-2---0-0-------------------2-------

--7—6—5—3—0----------------3--3---3--3---0-0-----------------3---3---3-3---0-0-------------------3------

--7—6—5—3—0---------------------------------0-0----------------------------------0-0---------------------------


CHORUS

You think you’re so god dam strong, I think strength is a waste, I’d like to see you write a song


REPEATS TWICE

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-9—9—9-9-9—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0---0-0-0—7—7-7---7-7-7-7-7---------

-9—9—9-9-9—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0—7—7-7---7-7-7-7-7--------

-9—9—9-9-9—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0—7—7-7---7-7-7-7-7--------


BRIDGE

Always tossin’ me out, I just wanna see some zubes. Two titties never killed anyone.


REPEATS

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-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5---5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0---7—7-7---7-7-7-7---------

-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5---5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0---7—7-7---7-7-7-7---------

-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5---5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0---7—7-7---7-7-7-7---------


SOLO RHYTHM


REPEATS

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-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0—7—7-7—7-6-5-4-2-4-4--------

-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0—7—7-7—7-6-5-4-2-4-4--------

-4---4---4-4-4—5—5-5—5-5-5-5—0—0—0-0-0—7—7-7—7-6-5-4-2-4-4--------


SOLO RIFF 1

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12-12-12-12--11-11-11---12-12-12-12-12---11-11---7-7-7-7-7--11-11--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----

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10-10-10-10—9—9—9—10-10-10-10-10---9—9—5-5-5-5-5----9--9---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---

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ROCKLOAD
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: STANDARD

OPENING

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---------------------------------------------------------------------------7—9-------------------------7-7-7-9-9-9-9----

---------------------------------------------------------------------------7—9---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----

--------------------------5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------5—7---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-7-7-7-7----

---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------------------------5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-7----


VERSES

V.1 – I’m rockin’ out, my rock is out, open wide. I’m rockin’ you, my rock is in you, here it comes, here it comes!

v.2 – I’m rockin’ out, my rock is out, smile wide, I’m rockin’ you, I’m up on top of you, here I come, Here I come.

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9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----5—5—2----------------------

9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----5—5—2----------------------

7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----3—3—0----------------------


CHORUS

My rock load’s about to blow so let it flow right down your throat.

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----9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-9-9-9-9------9---------------

----9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-7-7-7-7------9---------------

----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-7------7---------------


BRIDGE (WITH LEAD IN)

Tell all of the husbands, your wives are gonna cheat on you, with me, Ricky, Butcher.

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------6—6---4---4-4-4---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2—

------4—4---2---2-2-2---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0—


SOLO

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11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9—7—7----4-------

11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9—7—7----4-------

-9---9--9---9---9---9---9--9---8---8---8--8---8---8---8---8----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7—5—5----2-------


MODULATED CHORUS

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---11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-----9-9-9--11-11-11-11-11--------------

---11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-----7-7-7—9--9---9---9---9---------------

----9—9---9—9—9—9---9—9---7-7-7---9--9---9---9---9--------------


MODULATED BRIDGE (WITH LEAD IN)

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--8-8---6---6-6-6---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---

--8-8---6---6-6-6---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---

--6-6---4---4-4-4---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---

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WE FUCKIN' RULE
TABS BY RICKY
TUNING: DROP D


MAIN RIFF

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--0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10—0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10-----

--0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10—0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10-----

--0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10—0-0-12-0-0-0-12-0-0-0-12-10----10-10-10-----


VERSES

V.1 - I’ve been raped by pigs and I’m fine, blow up the shop all the time

V.2 – Rock so hard I sink ships, washed the world’s biggest tits


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PRECHORUS

Basically you’re all shit when your compared to me. Obviously, when I rock you should be on your knees.


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CHORUS RHYTHM (WITH LEAD IN)

We fuckin rule all your asses.


REPEATS

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CHORUS LEAD GUITAR


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GUITAR SOLO OVER MAIN RIFF

This is a quick two bar thing right before verse 2, bend the shit outta these notes when played

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PRAYERS

COMING SOON

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ACTIONREACTION
D TUNING

MAIN RIFF
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So you wanna go? For every action there will be a reaction
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I’m gonna fuckin’ blow, just gimme a reason not to beat on…
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CHORUS

…You, I’m fightin’ the ass off you
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You, I’m fightin’ the shit outta you!
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VERSE 2
You think you’re gonna win? But these knuckles were made to punch your ass in
So let the shit begin, I don’t need a reason not to beat on….


BRIDGE
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BRIDGE HARMONY LICKS
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Solsilido Butcher’s rules of engagement, make sure you get the first punch and the last, there should be two hits, you hittin’ them and them hittin’ the freakin’ floor and lastly, there’s only two times when you fight, when you have to and when you’re gonna win…..

Peace out.

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HERE TO ROCK
STANDARD TUNING

MAIN RIFF SOL GUITAR REPEATS
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MAIN RIFF RICKY GUITAR
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VERSE 1

I shoulda died when I hit the goddam ground
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But I’m alive now I’m gonna rock this town
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PRE CHORUS

When my back hit the rock it woke me up
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-3—3-3-3-3—5—5-5-5-5—7—7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2—

Now I know why I’m here, I’m here to rock
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CHORUS

Sing it with me we’re all here for the rock
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Sing it with me we’re all here for the rock
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Sing it with me we’d all here for the rock, OH!
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VERSE 2
This is the rise of the rock they thought was dead
From my guitar to an amp then to your head

PRE CHORUS 2
Now I’m ready to walk back on top
This time you’ll know why I’m here, I’m here to rock!

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PARTY’S ON
STANDARD TUNING


MAIN RIFF
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VERSE 1 –
Becoming what I hate

Palm muted This part played open
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To have sex on the first date
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CHORUS

The party’s on tonight
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-6-6-5-6—6-5-6-5-8-8--6-6-5-6—6-5-6-5-8-8-
-6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8
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I’m metrosexually just right
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-6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8
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If you’re lookin’ gay you don’t have to…..
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-6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6—4-3-4-3-6-8
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BRIDGE

Try, you don’t gotta try
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Tonight is my night, for my silk to shine
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3 BIG SLIDES

The sluts will be mine, so bring on the shit
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BACK TO MAIN RIFF

SOLO – / = BEND UP

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VERSE 2 LYRICS
Hot mayonnaise ass rub, hot beef in the hot tub
Havin’ your cake and bangin’ it too, tonight!

BANG, BANG, BANG ASS!
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SOLO BOLD = BEND UP
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VOCAL AND DRUM CHORUS
The party’s on tonight
You’re lookin’ really hot girls
The party’s on tonight
You dirty motherfuckers

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LOVE BASTER
STANDARD TUNING

VERSE 1
Mountains are little compared to the size of my hands
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-2-2—9—9-9-7-7-—7—7-7-9-9—9—9-9-7-7--
-2-2—9---9-9-7-7-—5—5-5-7-7—9—9-9-7-7--
-0-0—7---7-7-5-5-—5—5-5-7-7—7—7-7-5-5—

Love is brittle so break out them salty hams
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-2-2—9—9-9-7-7—7—7-7-9-9—9—9-9-7-7--
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-0-0—7---7-7-5-5—5—5-5-7-7—7—7-7-5-5—

PRE CHORUS
Love always gets in the way of two salty hams in my face
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Let’s not let those go to waste, thems salty hams I will baste

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CHORUSES
With my Baster of Love I’ll drown you with my Baster of Love
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-6-6-6-8-10—10-10-10-10—8-8-6-6—6--6—6—3—3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
-4-4-4-6--8—-8---8---8---8----6-6-4-4—4--4—6—3—3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
-4-4-4-6--8—-8---8—8---8----6-6-4-4—4--4—4—1—1-1-1-1-1-1-1—

VERSE 2
You’re the turkey and I am the squirting juice
Adding fibre and giving a protein boost

SECOND PRE CHORUS USES SINGLE ROOT NOTES FOR FIRST HALF

BRIDGE IS JUST THE VERSE RIFF PALM MUTED
For all you people out there in CD land, let me clarify some of these lyrics, when Ricky says ‘Baster’ he means his Pinoose and when he says love, hehe, he means the sweetest juice, get it?
Hahahaha Oh, Man – Go – Yeah - Oh!

SOLO RHYTHM RIFF
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SOLO – BOLD = BEND UP

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I NEED AN ARM
D TUNING

MAIN RIFF
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-0-7-9----9----9----0-7-9---9----9—7----0-7-9----9----9----0-7-9----9----9----7---
-0-7-9----9----9—-0-7-9---9----9—7----0-7-9----9----9—-0-7-9---9----9----7--

VERSE 1

I’m mangled horribly, lost an arm and a family
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-0-7-9---9----9—-0-7-9---9-----9—7----0-7-9----9----9—-0-7-9----9----9---7--

My job I can’t go back, wrong way on a one armed track
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Can’t rock can’t wank can’t mop, my search will never stop!
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-0-7-9---9----9—-0-7-9---9-----9—7----0-7-9----9----9—-0-7-9---9----9-----7--

CHORUSES

Sweet holy shit I need an arm, so…
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-5—5-5—5-5-5—0—0-0—0-0-0—2—2-2—2-2—9—9-9-9---9----9-------
-5—5-5—5-5-5—0—0-0—0-0-0—2—2-2—2-2—9—9-9-9---9—-9--------

…me and lefty will search high and low, so let’s go!
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-5—5-5—5-5-5—0—0-0—0-0-0—2—2-2—2-2—9—9-9-9---9-7-9-7-7--
-5—5-5—5-5-5—0—0-0—0-0-0—2—2-2—2-2—9—9-9-9---9----9-------
-5—5-5—5-5-5—0—0-0—0-0-0—2—2-2—2-2—9—9-9-9---9—-9--------

BRIDGE

Cause you know if you’re out there I will find you, cause my throbbin’ stump just won’t do
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Now I’m achin’ and crampin’ cause lefty’s been workin’ for two
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Oh baby girl if I getchu back its gonna be manicure city, I’m talkin’ expensive hand creams, cuticle rubs and a solemn promise to be a one arm man!
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VERSE 2
I traveled here and there, looked goddam everywhere!
My arm I cannot find, my dick shrunk back inside

CHORUS 2
Sweet holy shit I need arm (so) me and lefty did search high and low (but oh no)
This ain’t the way that it should be (you see), one lonely goddam amputee (that’s me)


BREAKDOWN

I’m dyin’ for that day, when I don’t have to say….I need an arm.
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NEW RIFF
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-7-9-9-7-9-9—-9-9-—9-9—5-5-5------------7---
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BRIDGE IS THE SAME WITH EXTENDED END
Why’d you hafta leave me? When all I wanted to do was love you, now I got a hole in my heart the size of a fist, literally, cause you punched it on the way outta my life, now I’m on my knees dreamin’ of the day I can clap again, give my self a high five, flip the double bird or do shadow puppets for Sol and Ricky

Why’d you hafta leave me righty? Why? WHY!!!!!!!!????
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[TOP]

 

 

 


WHIP EM OUT
STANDARD TUNING

MAIN RIFF – bolded = bend
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VERSES – PALM MUTED

How do you know the size when most the bra’s compress the fullness
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-5-5—5—5-5—5—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—4—2-2—2—2-2—2—2-2-2—2—0-0—

It takes a well trained eye to compensate the weight vs. tightness
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-7-7—7—7-7—7—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—6—4-4—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—4—2-2--
-5-5—5—5-5—5—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—4—2-2—2—2-2—2—2-2-2—2—0-0--

But its never been too hard for me
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-7-7—7—7-7—7—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—4—4-4—4—4-4—4—4-4-4—4—2-2-2-2-2-2-2--
-5-5—5—5-5—5—------------------------------—2-2—2—2-2—2—2-2-2—2—0-0-0-0-0-0-0—

CHORUS

Whip those out, give them some breathing room why the hell would you strap em down?
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-2---2--3-3—3—5-5-5----2---2--3-3—3—5-5-5---
-0---0--3-3—3—5-5-5----0---0--3-3—3—5-5-5---
---3-----1-1—1—3-0-3------3-----1-1—1—3-0-3---

I can’t see how bra’s are even comfortable

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-2---2-------------------
-2---2--3-3----5-5--------
-0---0--3-3—-5-5--------
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Whip those out for all of the world to see, especially me!
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-2---2--------------------------------------------------------
-2---2--3-3—3—5-5-5---10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
-0---0--3-3—3—5-5-5---10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--
---3-----1-1—1—3-3-3----8---8--8---8---8---8--8---8—8---

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-5—5-5—5—5—5—-------3-5-------3-5----
-5—5-5—5—5—5----3-5-------3-5---------
-3—3-3—3—3—3-------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-5—5-5—5—5—5—-------3-5-------3-5----
-5—5-5—5—5—5----3-5-------3-5---------
-3—3-3—3—3—3-------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-5—5-5—5—5—5—-------3-5-------3-5----
-5—5-5—5—5—5----3-5-------3-5---------
-3—3-3—3—3—3-------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-5—5-5—5—5—5—-------3-5-------3-5---------3-5-------3-5-------3-5-------3-5---------3-5-------3-5----
-5—5-5—5—5—5----3-5-------3-5---------3-5-------3-5-------3-5-------3-5---------3-5-------3-5--
-3—3-3—3—3—3-------------------------------

SOLO – Bold = bend
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-2—5—2—--7—7-5-7-5-2-0-2—5—2------------
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VERSE 2
It’s fun to fantasize but I would rather see them with my own eyes
It won’t be embarrassing if all of you whip em out at the same time
So whip em out on the count of three…ONE, TWO, THREE!

BRIDGE

Why flash em alone again when all your friends can flash them with you
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-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7--
-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5--
-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3----------------------

So get ready to bare it all without the bra you know what to do, DO IT!
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-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-
-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-------------------------------------

WHIP EM OUT MODULATED, INSERT YOUR OWN RANDOM WHAMMIED NOTES!

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-7—7-7---7—7—7—------WHAMMY SOMETHING!-
-5—5-5---5—5—5--------------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-7—7-7---7—7—7--------------------------------------
-7—7-7---7—7—7—------WHAMMY ANYTHING!-
-5—5-5---5—5—5--------------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-7—7-7---7—7—7--------------------------------------------
-7—7-7---7—7—7—------WHAMMY YOUR OWN BALLS!-
-5—5-5---5—5—5--------------------------------------------

WHIP THOSE OUT!
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-7—7-7---7—7—------------------------------------
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[TOP]

 

 

F THE WORLD
D TUNING

MAIN RIFF - \ = SLIDE
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-0-0-0-12\--4—4—4—4-4-4-4—0-0-0-12\--4—4—4--4-4-4-4—

VERSE 1

Everyone suck my ass
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-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7---

You all can eat some shit
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-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7---

Your faces I will kick if
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-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7---

you keep pissin’ me off
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CHORUSES

F the world, when shit gets you down I say
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-0-0-0-12\--4—4—4—4-4-4-4—0-0-0-12\--4—4—4--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-

F the world! Now tell me how this sounds…dig it!

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VERSE 2
I’m bending over now, line up and take a lick
Unless you are a dude in which case your nuts I will kick

BRIDGE – PALM MUTED
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-0-0-0-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-9-7-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-4-2-0--

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-0-0-0-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-9-7-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-4-2-0--

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-0-0-0-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-9-7-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-4-2-0—----2---

[TOP]

FUCK PRODUCERS
STANDARD TUNING

MAIN RIFF
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-4—4—4—4-3-3-3-4—4—4—4-3-3-3-4—4—4---
-2—2—2---2-1-0-1-2—2—2----2-1-0-1-2—2—2---

VERSES 1

They say producers are huge assholes, and let me tell you its true
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-4—4—4—4-3-3-3-4—4—4—4-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-
-2—2—2----2-1-0-1-2—2—2—2-1-0-1-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-

They’ll help you out with all your music, then say it wasn’t written by you
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-2—2—2---2-1-0-1-2-—2—2---2-1-0-1-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-

CHORUSES

Save the music, it’s up to you
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-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7--9—9--9--9—

Fuck producers before they fuck you
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-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9--11-11--11--11-
-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7—9—9—9—9—


LEAD – BOLD = BEND
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VERSE 2
They’ll make you feel like you’re a rock star
They’ll blow smoke up your ass
Then soon enough your songs are hostage
Until they’ve got all your cash

BRIDGE

Their input will fuck your songs

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-4-4-X-X-4-4-4-X-X-4-5-5-X-X-5-2-2-X-X-
-2-2-X-X-2-2-2-X-X-2------X-X----0-0-X-X-

Their instincts are always wrong

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